Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Cool Things to Know

1.  QWhy are many coin banks shaped like pigs?
           A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in  Europe were made of a dense orange clay called 'pygg'. When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as 'pygg banks.' When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that resembled a pig. And it caught on.

       
    2.  Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches, while pennies and nickels do not?
           A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals.  Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.
 

           3.  Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?

           A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left.  And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

           
4.  Q. Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?
           A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous.
 

           5.  Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called 'passing the buck'?

           A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility, he would 'pass the buck' to the next player.
 

           6.  Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?

           A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would then just touch or clink the host's glass with his own.
 

           7.  Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be 'in the limelight'?

           A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and stage lighting by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In the theatre, performers on stage 'in the limelight' were seen by the audience to be the center of attention.
 

           8.  Q: Why do ships and aircraft in trouble use 'mayday' as their call for help?

           A: This comes from the French word m'aidez - meaning 'help me' – and is pronounced 'mayday.'
 

           9.  Q: Why is someone who is feeling great 'on cloud nine'?

           A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud. If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.
 

           10.  Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called 'love'?

           A: In  France, where tennis first became popular, a big, round zero on the scoreboard looked like an egg and was called  'l'oeuf,'  which is French for 'egg..'  When tennis was introduced in the US, Americans pronounced it  'love.'
 

           11.  Q: In golf, where did the term 'Caddie' come from?

           A. When Mary, later Queen of Scots, went to France as a young girl (for education & survival), Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scot game 'golf.' So he had the first golf course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when she returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her.  In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie.'
 
           Now YOU know just about everything !

Politically correct jokes


Manmohan Singh and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bar man, 'Isn't that Bush and Manmohan Singh?'
The bar man says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says,
'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Manmohan Singh says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'
Manmohan Singh turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

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A man is! Taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'you are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.
'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh, what are you then?'
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog.. ;) ;)

'The Law of the Great Life.'


One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black
car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by
just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started
yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really
friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and
sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call,

'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full
of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes
they'll dump it on you.
Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and
spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take
over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,
so .... Love the people who treat you right.
'N' .... Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it
and ninety percent how you take it !


Have a garbage-free day!